This is a perfect representation of All Time Low


(Source: music-addiction9173, via spirit-in-yourself)

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i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(Source: mysticaljew, via jessicaquotesautumn)


i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via iwrotethissongjusttomakeyousmile)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via i-shant-its-monday)


Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via encourage)






Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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One word for the humans: WHY!

Because humans are lazy, entitled jerks is why! As I always say, if you can’t handle and care for an animal 110% in their natural state YOU DON’T DESERVE TO OWN THEM.

Do not declaw your cats.


And don’t let your parents do it. Fight this—hard.

(via naomidorikawa)

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i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

(Source: romoanov, via levi-cleanfreak-ackerman)






this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.


if all this costed $32 you dont know how to shop for shit

broe u can get a 32 pack of water bottles from costco for like 3 bucks idk why u bot that $1 soft drink for

idk how this person got that stuff for 32 dollars because just by looking at it i can tell all that stuff would cost no more than 10 dollars collectively at any walmart. but besides that fact let’s not hop over the premise of this post which is classism and fat shaming. because for the 10 dollars i could buy 2 bags of grapes and a pineapple at the walmart i could buy 40 chicken nuggets, 4 large fries and 4 large soft drinks at mcdonalds which can feed a family of 4 easily. can  2 bags of grapes and a pineapple do that? didn’t think so. bye.

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people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

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Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

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